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A blog about nothing in particular. From quotes to travel to games to just about anything.

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elisetheviking:

quickquads:

jayvsatlas:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

jaqeegee:

thegreatviino:

imsoshive:

wes-eskimo:

theuppitynegras:

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J. What a surprise.

B…. Well then

Nothing, I would have no fucking name

Same :(

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teaaddictedgeek:

Everyone does.
Absolutely everyone.
They are normal.

teaaddictedgeek:

Everyone does.

Absolutely everyone.

They are normal.

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foxiz:

REBLOG THIS POST BEFORE 11:59 PM CST TONIGHT (JANUARY 7 2014) AND I WILL DRAW A CHAO BASED ON YOUR BLOG/YOU/ETC AND SHOVE IT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SUBMIT BOXRULES:1) I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT GIVE YOU A CHAO IF YOU ARE A JERK SO DON’T BE A JERK2) KEEP YOUR ASK INBOX OR SUBMISSION INBOX OPEN OR ELSE YOU WON’T GET YOUR CHAO3) it may take a little while to draw all these so please be patient!!!

foxiz:

REBLOG THIS POST BEFORE 11:59 PM CST TONIGHT (JANUARY 7 2014) AND I WILL DRAW A CHAO BASED ON YOUR BLOG/YOU/ETC AND SHOVE IT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SUBMIT BOX

RULES:
1) I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT GIVE YOU A CHAO IF YOU ARE A JERK SO DON’T BE A JERK
2) KEEP YOUR ASK INBOX OR SUBMISSION INBOX OPEN OR ELSE YOU WON’T GET YOUR CHAO
3) it may take a little while to draw all these so please be patient!!!

Source: foxiz

This pony&#8217;s cutie mark is fucking Tard AKA Grumpy Cat

This pony’s cutie mark is fucking Tard AKA Grumpy Cat

Tagged: MLPmy little ponyrarityGrumpy catrarity takes manehattan

shepardtaichou:

i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided

Source: shepardtaichou

zombiecaptain:

Okay so this is seriously the best. This is an application for Tumblr that blends in with the regular layout. Thanks to this app, I can create lists of blogs: as you can see, I’ve made three. One where I put blogs that only post black and white pictures, one where I have collected all the talented photographers I follow, and one with the ~20 blogs I reblog from most often.

If I click on one of my lists, I get to a dashboard that looks just like the regular one - but with posts from the blogs I’ve added in the list only! This makes blogging so. Much. Easier. You have no idea. It has no ads and it is free, of course.

Do you want this?

If so, here is how you get it too!

  1. Go to http://www.listr.io/
  2. Click "Get Started"
  3. Sign up for the beta version!
  4. To be able to use the app, copy and paste this invitation code: 528d4ab44ad7b924090000e1
  5. Ta-daa! Now you can start creating lists of your own!

I don’t mean to spam or annoy you, I just really find Listr SO useful. And the more people I invite, the more lists I am able to make (this is because it is still a beta version). So, yeah! Win-win! :D 

If you feel like it, reblog so that more people will find out about this. I think MANY people have been waiting for an app like this, I sure was, haha. x

This app actually works by having people sign up using the code. So I ask that if one of my followers wants to use it to maybe use the code 52c7453e1a180e2178000064

Source: zombiecaptain

Since 2013 I’ve…

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.
Been on a long car journey.
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night. 
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours. 
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event. 
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week. 
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair.
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.

Tagged: 2013

castiel-on-top-of-the-tree:

rhamphotheca:

Help Our Turtle Friends!!!

NO NO NO NO
WRONG
SO VERY WRONG
LISTEN ALL MY FELLOW FRIENDS: I’VE VOLUNTEERED AT THE NEW ENGLAND WILDLIFE CENTER, A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TRAVEL TO INTERN AT, FOR MORE THAN YEAR AND THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
IN CASE YA’LL DIDN’T KNOW, TURTLE ARE CONNECTED TO THEIR SHELLS, AND PICKING THEM UP LIKE IS SHOWN IN THE PICTURE CAN SEVERELY DAMAGE THEIR SPINE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU JERK THEM AROUND
SO LET ME TELL YOU A THING
IF YOU SEE A TURTLE IN THE ROAD, STOP YOUR CAR FAR ENOUGH AWAY THAT THE TURTLE CAN STILL BE SEEN THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD.
IF YOU’RE ON A NON-BUSY ROAD AND/OR THE TURTLE ISN’T FLIPPED ON IT’S SHELL (WHICH BY THE WAY WHAT THE FUCK TURTLE DON’T ACTUALLY FALL ON THEIR BACKS LIKE THAT PRETTY MUCH EVER ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT PICTURE) GET A STICK OR JUST USE YOUR FOOT TO GENTLY NUDGE THE TURTLE’S REAR IN THE DIRECTION IT’S GOING IN. THOSE FUCKERS ARE FAST WHEN THEY WANT TO BE.
IF PICKING UP THE TURTLE IS NECESSARY, APPROACH IT FROM THE SIDE, MAKE SURE IT SEES YOU, THEN GO AROUND THE BACK. ALL TURTLES HAVE JAWS LIKE THE VIRGIN ASSHOLE OF SATAN, EVEN IF IT’S NOT A SNAPPER, AND YOU DO NOT WANT THOSE CLAMPERS ON YOUR HAND OR ARM. BELIEVE ME.
PICK THAT SHELLED CUTENESS UP LIKE A HAMBURGER, ONE HAND ON EACH SIDE OF THE SHELL HALFWAY BETWEEN FRONT AND BACK LEGS, FINGERS ON THE BOTTOM SHELL, THUMBS ON THE TOP SHELL. KEEP THE TURTLE AS HORIZONTAL AS YOU CAN AS YOU CARRY IT TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT BRING THE TURTLE TO A “SAFE HABITAT.” DISPLACING ANY SPECIES OF WILDLIFE LOWERS THEIR CHANCE OF SURVIVAL DUE TO NOT KNOWING WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE. MAKE SURE THE TURTLE IS SOMEWHERE AROUND TEN PACES AWAY FROM ANY KIND OF HUMAN CONTRAPTION, INCLUDING HOUSES AND SIDEWALKS, AND THEN LEAVE HIM TO HIS DEVICES. THEY’RE NOT STUPID, THEY’RE NOT GONNA TURN AROUND AND WALK RIGHT BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
THINGS TO REMEMBER:
-DON’T PICK UP BY THE TAIL. IT CAN BREAK THE SPINE.
-DON’T MOVE TO ANOTHER HABITAT.
-DON’T TAKE ‘EM HOME. THAT’S ACTUALLY ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES.
-DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR THE MOUTH.
-BE WARY OF THEIR FEET, THEIR CLAWS CAN BE SHARP.
-WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER, REPTILES CAN CARRY SALMONELLA AND WHILE IT’S PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TO CONTRACT IT UNLESS YOU SUCK ON THEIR CLOACA IT’S BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY.
-DON’T MOVE THE TURTLE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD THEY JUST CAME FROM. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT. THEY WANT TO GO THE WAY THEY WERE GOING, GENIUS.
-IF THE TURTLE IS ON A HIGHWAY, IT’S PROBABLY BEST TO PICK THEM UP- AS DESCRIBED ABOVE- AND PUT THEM IN A BOX FOR TRANSPORT SINCE THEY’RE SQUIRMY LITTLE BITCHES.
-SNAPPERS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS OTHER TURTLES, DON’T IGNORE THEM BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE DEMON CHILD OF A T-REX AND BOX TURTLE. NO MATTER HOW BUSY THE ROAD IS, THOUGH, THE RULE OF THUMB IS DON’T PICK THEM UP IF THEY’RE BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD. STOP TRAFFIC AND NUDGE THEM ALONG. PEOPLE MAY BE PISSED AT YOU, BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL KEEP YOUR FINGERS.
WIELD YOUR NEW FOUND KNOWLEDGE FREQUENTLY, MY FELLOW TURTLE SAVIORS.

Can confirm that turtles are fast when they feel like it. These giant sonofabitch tortoises near my uncle&#8217;s love to sunbath on the usually empty roads. When you nudge their bums they break out into a sprint faster than you&#8217;d think

castiel-on-top-of-the-tree:

rhamphotheca:

Help Our Turtle Friends!!!

NO NO NO NO

WRONG

SO VERY WRONG

LISTEN ALL MY FELLOW FRIENDS: I’VE VOLUNTEERED AT THE NEW ENGLAND WILDLIFE CENTER, A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TRAVEL TO INTERN AT, FOR MORE THAN YEAR AND THIS IS SO VERY WRONG

IN CASE YA’LL DIDN’T KNOW, TURTLE ARE CONNECTED TO THEIR SHELLS, AND PICKING THEM UP LIKE IS SHOWN IN THE PICTURE CAN SEVERELY DAMAGE THEIR SPINE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU JERK THEM AROUND

SO LET ME TELL YOU A THING

IF YOU SEE A TURTLE IN THE ROAD, STOP YOUR CAR FAR ENOUGH AWAY THAT THE TURTLE CAN STILL BE SEEN THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD.

IF YOU’RE ON A NON-BUSY ROAD AND/OR THE TURTLE ISN’T FLIPPED ON IT’S SHELL (WHICH BY THE WAY WHAT THE FUCK TURTLE DON’T ACTUALLY FALL ON THEIR BACKS LIKE THAT PRETTY MUCH EVER ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT PICTURE) GET A STICK OR JUST USE YOUR FOOT TO GENTLY NUDGE THE TURTLE’S REAR IN THE DIRECTION IT’S GOING IN. THOSE FUCKERS ARE FAST WHEN THEY WANT TO BE.

IF PICKING UP THE TURTLE IS NECESSARY, APPROACH IT FROM THE SIDE, MAKE SURE IT SEES YOU, THEN GO AROUND THE BACK. ALL TURTLES HAVE JAWS LIKE THE VIRGIN ASSHOLE OF SATAN, EVEN IF IT’S NOT A SNAPPER, AND YOU DO NOT WANT THOSE CLAMPERS ON YOUR HAND OR ARM. BELIEVE ME.

PICK THAT SHELLED CUTENESS UP LIKE A HAMBURGER, ONE HAND ON EACH SIDE OF THE SHELL HALFWAY BETWEEN FRONT AND BACK LEGS, FINGERS ON THE BOTTOM SHELL, THUMBS ON THE TOP SHELL. KEEP THE TURTLE AS HORIZONTAL AS YOU CAN AS YOU CARRY IT TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT BRING THE TURTLE TO A “SAFE HABITAT.” DISPLACING ANY SPECIES OF WILDLIFE LOWERS THEIR CHANCE OF SURVIVAL DUE TO NOT KNOWING WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE. MAKE SURE THE TURTLE IS SOMEWHERE AROUND TEN PACES AWAY FROM ANY KIND OF HUMAN CONTRAPTION, INCLUDING HOUSES AND SIDEWALKS, AND THEN LEAVE HIM TO HIS DEVICES. THEY’RE NOT STUPID, THEY’RE NOT GONNA TURN AROUND AND WALK RIGHT BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM.

THINGS TO REMEMBER:

-DON’T PICK UP BY THE TAIL. IT CAN BREAK THE SPINE.

-DON’T MOVE TO ANOTHER HABITAT.

-DON’T TAKE ‘EM HOME. THAT’S ACTUALLY ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES.

-DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR THE MOUTH.

-BE WARY OF THEIR FEET, THEIR CLAWS CAN BE SHARP.

-WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER, REPTILES CAN CARRY SALMONELLA AND WHILE IT’S PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TO CONTRACT IT UNLESS YOU SUCK ON THEIR CLOACA IT’S BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY.

-DON’T MOVE THE TURTLE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD THEY JUST CAME FROM. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT. THEY WANT TO GO THE WAY THEY WERE GOING, GENIUS.

-IF THE TURTLE IS ON A HIGHWAY, IT’S PROBABLY BEST TO PICK THEM UP- AS DESCRIBED ABOVE- AND PUT THEM IN A BOX FOR TRANSPORT SINCE THEY’RE SQUIRMY LITTLE BITCHES.

-SNAPPERS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS OTHER TURTLES, DON’T IGNORE THEM BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE DEMON CHILD OF A T-REX AND BOX TURTLE. NO MATTER HOW BUSY THE ROAD IS, THOUGH, THE RULE OF THUMB IS DON’T PICK THEM UP IF THEY’RE BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD. STOP TRAFFIC AND NUDGE THEM ALONG. PEOPLE MAY BE PISSED AT YOU, BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL KEEP YOUR FINGERS.

WIELD YOUR NEW FOUND KNOWLEDGE FREQUENTLY, MY FELLOW TURTLE SAVIORS.

Can confirm that turtles are fast when they feel like it. These giant sonofabitch tortoises near my uncle’s love to sunbath on the usually empty roads. When you nudge their bums they break out into a sprint faster than you’d think

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dxbxmx:

Foto legal&#160;!!!

dxbxmx:

Foto legal !!!

Source: dxbxmx

teal-deer:

talesof4chan:

Anon starts the crow warstalesof4chan.tumblr.com

I feel like this is the sort of shit God pulls. 

teal-deer:

talesof4chan:

Anon starts the crow wars
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

I feel like this is the sort of shit God pulls. 

Source: talesof4chan

Just a reminder that anorexia, bulimia, and obesity aren&#8217;t the only eating disorders out there.
Selective Eating Disorder (SED) or Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder is having anxiety about certain foods or certain food groups such as vegetables or meats. Meals have to be prepared certain ways, and often are rather bland for someone with SED. Typical picky eating is a phase that children grow out of after a certain age as their taste buds mature. SED persists into adulthood.
People with SED may also avoid social situations that involve food or lie and claim that they have eaten beforehand to avoid having to eat these unsafe foods. While SED can involve reflexes to unwanted/new foods such as gagging it doesn&#8217;t always. SED also contains a spectrum of severity ranging from mild to severe. It can also accompany other mental disorders such as OCD. SED is both an eating disorder and a form of anxiety disorder.
If someone you know is an adult/teen picky eater its entirely possible that they have SED. If they typically avoid eating at family meals, or only eat one specific food consistently then try offering them some basic, easy food in private. Don&#8217;t poke fun of how they&#8217;re eating. Likely they&#8217;re going as far as they can already, and saying something only makes it worse
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Just a reminder that anorexia, bulimia, and obesity aren’t the only eating disorders out there.

Selective Eating Disorder (SED) or Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder is having anxiety about certain foods or certain food groups such as vegetables or meats. Meals have to be prepared certain ways, and often are rather bland for someone with SED. Typical picky eating is a phase that children grow out of after a certain age as their taste buds mature. SED persists into adulthood.

People with SED may also avoid social situations that involve food or lie and claim that they have eaten beforehand to avoid having to eat these unsafe foods. While SED can involve reflexes to unwanted/new foods such as gagging it doesn’t always. SED also contains a spectrum of severity ranging from mild to severe. It can also accompany other mental disorders such as OCD. SED is both an eating disorder and a form of anxiety disorder.

If someone you know is an adult/teen picky eater its entirely possible that they have SED. If they typically avoid eating at family meals, or only eat one specific food consistently then try offering them some basic, easy food in private. Don’t poke fun of how they’re eating. Likely they’re going as far as they can already, and saying something only makes it worse

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